Profiting From Laziness


One of the main reasons this country is in such a parlous state is because of how lazy people are.

I don’t just mean the benefits-scrounging wasters who are happy to contribute fuck all and never work. Gimme, gimme, gimme and take, take, take. In addition to all the home grown scum who are this way inclined, we now have millions of foreigners joining in as our international welfare state acts as a magnet to the world’s inbred, low-IQ garbage. The mincing filth who oversee this monstrosity weaken our people and civilization by doing so.

But what about everybody else?

Like all the people getting their cars washed for them by eurogyppos. “It only costs £6 and it’s good that they come here to work!” No it doesn’t and no it isn’t, you stupid fuck. Do you honestly believe that having two or three people washing four cars an hour, for that amount of money, is a viable business? After the wages, national insurance, taxes, rent, utilities, equipment? What is really happening is that the workers are being paid well below the minimum wage and claiming benefits to make up the difference. That car wash wasn’t six quid, it was more like sixty quid, subsidised by wider society. The only real winner is the person at the top of the business, who rakes it in. Why don’t people wash their own cars? It isn’t difficult and is good exercise. Or if you really are too precious and comfortably off to do it yourself, use a business that hires English people and pays proper wages and taxes?

Stop supporting fake businesses that rip off the tax payer, undermine British workers (especially the young people), and attract all this foreign muck to our shores in the first place, with all the wider problems this causes. Another one is all the so called “Turkish” barbershops, i.e. money laundering operations involved in criminal activities.

Of course, the mongoloid liberal morons who run this country have convinced themselves this is all good for the economy. That it somehow creates wealth. “Because GDP”, which even goes up when they pay benefits to people. In addition to their money printing, which puts resources into the wrong pockets, misallocates wealth into crap, zombie enterprises that should’ve gone bust long ago, and supports millions of absolutely useless untermensch on benefits and in fake jobs. And over time, corrupts the civilization thanks to so many ill effects. One of which is making thick, lazy twats think they are rich, deserve three brand new cars, not having to get their hands dirty, not even having to cook or, God forbid, collect their own junk food.

Which reminds me. I went into a McDonalds the other day for a snack whilst on a long car journey. The number of dodgy, masked foreigners showing up to collect food for people was unbelievable. I understand people liking fast food from time to time, I do myself on occasion. And if the business wants to offer me free delivery for the pizza I am buying from them, fine, I might take it, assuming they don’t take too long about it. But paying extra for a service where some dodgy creep brings your McDonalds on an ebike? Who the fuck wants to eat lukewarm food that has potentially been touched or breathed on by a stinking, dirty ape like that? How can there be so many companies that depend on illegal immigrant labour, who always seem to be masked up, no matter what time of year, and look like murderers? I can tell you why: lazy people and printed money.

Lazy fucking cunts encouraging it all. I won’t even visit “Indian” restaurants anymore. Many of them are paying the workers well below the minimum wage and avoiding taxes. Again, undermining the native workers and businesses, and scamming the system. Not to mention the number of times I have been violently ill after eating their disgusting slop. It’s all you ever hear from the liberal idiots. “Mass immigration good because: curry”, like that fat, cuckold bitch, Piers Morgan. We already have the recipes, most of the millions pouring in aren’t chefs, and the food is frankly shit. Fuck off!!

People have become far too comfortable, weak and indolent. Feckless bastards everywhere. We are long overdue a comeuppance handed down from the gods. A big economic smash to bring people back down to earth, restore common sense, and deprive our hateful, destructive elite and their Blob state of resources.

Merry Christmas.

The Daily Fail.

The Grauniad.

Nominated by : Norfolk Jugs

Wayne Pegg

is a cunt.

a 24 year old father of two was stopped driving his Mercedes

A search of the car, and a subsequent search of a houseboat uncovered quantities of class A drugs and mobile phones that provided evidence of intent to supply.

He’s been handed a custodial sentence, which is about a fifth of what he should have got, in my opinion.

Ok, it’s an all too familiar story. After all, unemployed 24 year olds usually drive Mercs, don’t they? So what’s roused my ire?

Well, the fucking headline. Am I supposed to feel sorry for the drug dealing cunt? Who, incidentally, had “no other related offenses”, so known to the police, then?

All together now.

🎵I saw Daddy behind steel bars…

yahoo news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Cliff Richard’s Prostate Cancer


Oh gawd….the country’s oldest bachelor boy has reappeared to let us know that he is still alive but more importantly that he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and is now on the mend.

He urged men to “get tested, get checked”. Maybe all that sun in the Caribbean has fried his brain. Has he tried to see a GP or a specialist and then wait months for treatment? This wizened old ballbag almost certainly has private healthcare and is not at the mercy of Our NHS which is in the middle of its annual winter permacrisis and doctors strikes.

Maybe he’d like Tracy from the canteen to give him an examination in the medical supplies cupboard because they are short-staffed and have no wards available or some Africunt with a with a qualification from a backstreet diploma factory who thinks his prostate is in his ear? Its especially galling as he is now using the very same media that he lamented for press intrusion into his private life to whine about his ills. Its almost as if he has a nationwide tour to promote and a calendar to sell.

To add insult to injury Cliff also wants to work with King Charles to raise awareness on cancer….well chimp lad can fuck off as well. He is another rarefied old throbber who needs a dose of the real world.

‘We don’t talk anymore’ the care home favourite once sang. Christ, if only.

Daily Mirror.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

The Use of the Word Alleged


In this wonderful world of cctv, their is a lot of footage about of people doing some nasty shit.

It fucks me off when the said person in the footage denies it, but fuck me when the press and other media refer to them as the “alleged” it somewhat interferes with my mental interface.
Currently some rag head is languishing in a hospital bed recovering from multiple perforations sustained from the police (confirmed) whilst he allegedly opened fire on a bunch of civilians!!!!!!!!!

I don’t think that it was alleged, I definitely saw him get shot by the police (confirmed) and I am pretty sure it was him on the video shooting at the civilians, unless we have some ridiculous JFK scenario (Puff of smoke behind the grassy knoll) and the bloke had a blank firing replica!

what a load of bollocks.

I appreciate innocent until proven guilty, but fuck me when its screamingly obvious can we skip that part and not have our intelligence insulted!

The Grauniad.

Nominated by : Lord benny

Checkout Charity


Checkout Charity is not only a cunt, it’s a subtle form of shaming.

Now, what is Checkout Charity. If you’ve been in certain chain stores, Poundland is one ( if ever a shop needed a name change, eh?), possibly your regular supermarket, you get to the point of paying and get the following message.

” Would you like to donate £1 to our supported charity? ”
Or possibly
” Would you like to round up your total to the nearest £, for our supported charity? “.

Now, you’re in a rush, there’s a queue of muttering pensioners behind you hissing ” hurry up, FFS “, you get flustered and press the green for go button!

It used to be prevelant, but not so much these days, which is mainly due, apparently, to a healthy distrust by the public of how much actually reached the charities.

The Conversation.

Do people really feel guilty about pressing the “Hell, no!” button. I don’t, and never have.

Over to you.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest