Dead Pool [398]

Congratulations to Captain Magnaminous who has won Dead Pool 397 by picking the Oscar Winnibg American actress Eva Marie Saint who has died today aged 102 at her Los Angeles home.Marie Saint starred in many films but will be best remembered for her roles in Hollywood classics such as on the waterfront and North by Northwest.She is survived by her children grandchildren and vreat grandchildren.

On to Dead Pool 398

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded in chronological order of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Brits

 

are cunts?

“Britzsh” invariably pronounced with a hiss of contempt at the end, Well that’s how I hear it but granted I am permanently pissed. A pejorative term (ie used to demean or denigrate) that is increasingly in use to label the British and particularly the English. Originated in America and has since spread like shit on your shoes whenever this once great nation is mentioned. Had a hissing heyday during the Brexit shenanigans as in “the ball is in the Brits court” or “the Brits face some tough decisions” or “you Brits cannot cherry pick” and so on.

Needless to say it has been picked up by the lickspittle meejah like flies to shit and has been incorporated into BBC speak. Whereas “Frogs” or “Krauts” or “Pakis” are deemed racist, “Brits” is not. Funny that. Perhaps we have gone too far down the crapper in our standing in the world. Confused? Just remember that Brit rhymes with Shit and know your place. Then there are Brits Abroad. We can still be proud.

gov.uk

Nominated by Limpy Stroke.

The Archbishop of Canterbury

 

is a cunt.

Dame Sarah Doolally, Archbishop of Cunterbury, is a credulous woke cunt of biblical proportions.

On the 25th Anniversary of the worst Islamic terror attack of modern times, the fuckwit invites some fat Muslim cleric to receive a pointless award for being a bit less of a cunt than your average Páki. Turns out, however, that the porcine preacher was a supporter of good old Osama. So a total fucking cunt.

The thick bitch should have awarded said Páki a ham sandwich and told him to fuck off back to Shitholistan. Instead of which we’re treated to the embarrassing spectacle of the woman who was going to end misogyny in the CoE kowtowing to a misogynistic arsehole. Good of him to bring his fifth wife (on the right) too, along with his 11-year-old fiancée in full gimp suit, both appropriately dressed to hide their bruises. And we can see who eats all the meat (slaughtered with unimaginably cruel barbarity) pies in that household, can’t we?

Question for Khanplod: Why weren’t the girls in the pic (if that’s what they are) arrested for covering their faces?

Question for Doolally: Why don’t you wear a burka too? It would be a considerable improvement.

Kissers of Muhammaden arse need to work out whose side they’re on, because those carpet kissers certainly aren’t on ours, as that cunt’s backstory confirms.

bbcnews

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Anthony Hall


The Unsuitable Motorist.

“A blind motorist who took his partner’s car and drove for 150 miles (240km) at night while drunk has been handed a suspended sentence.

Anthony Hall, 50, who does not have a driving licence, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle at 01:45 BST on 29 June after he was seen swerving the Vauxhall Meriva between lanes and onto the hard shoulder, a court was told.

Hall told police he had driven from his home in Huddersfield after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine.”

“Hall told police he had planned to drive to Scotland and wanted to escape his home, his relationship and his finances.”

Hall was also disqualified from driving for 12 months even though he did not have a licence at the time of the incident, and he was ordered to pay £272 costs..

A tale of woe,hasn’t the chap heard? He could have got the bus,it’s £2 apparently.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

The FGM Clinic

 

is a cunt.

“Sara Kahsai grew up in Sudan but moved to Birmingham, England, in 2022 after marrying a bus driver from the city.

But as she settled into married life and her new home, she was coming to terms with a life-changing discovery.

Sara realised she was a victim-survivor of Female Genital Mutiliation (FGM), a procedure she had endured as a young girl.”

Thoroughly unpleasant for the foreign lady I’m sure bit what’s it go to do with Modern Britain?

Here we are:

“When Sara fell pregnant, she finally told health professionals she had endured FGM as a child.

She was immediately referred to the specialist FGM Clinic, run by midwives at Birmingham Women’s Hospital.

Midwife Renata Hanif deals with around 200 cases each year and says her job is to ensure the wellbeing of women and safeguard unborn children.”

Yes luckily for all of us there’s a nice NHS Clinic that sorts out the remarkably savage practices of these medieval cunts.

“schools are legally required to teach pupils about FGM and the law surrounding it as part of relationships and sex education.”

What a mess.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.