Age verification

Posted on August 18, 2025 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

is a cunt.

I am of a certain age where carnal offerings can sometimes be passed up for an interesting documentary on TV or the fact that my body does not seem to be assembled properly and the required actions will only damage it more.
My internet viewing involves regular updates from various war zones, and I would guess that on average I see at least 12 people die a day in sometimes bizarre but often brutal manner.
This requires no age verification so if they want a 7-year-old can watch archive footage from a dead soldier’s helmet camera where he was stabbed to death in hand to hand, whether that is healthy for their development or not I don’t know, but it certainly debunks Hollywood films.
So the subject, Porn, to watch porn within the “accepted parameters” you are required to pass age verification, whether it be by credit card (mine does not support this function, but I wont be taking that up with the bank) or facial verification (at this point I got a big thumbs up and smiley with the words ”at your age WOW”.
So driving home for lunch the old man woke up, the Mrs is at work so I thought I would sneak a look, I have appx 40 mins, to eat, exercise the hound, and something recreational, well today I lost half of that doing age verification for a video that I was not 100% happy with, but as I couldn’t be arsed with further verification I browsed it.
I see the come back of printed jazz mags and blue movies, this age verification shit really gets in the way of a quick one off the wrist, but at the same time I can watch the most explicit violence with no checks.
Bunch of prudish cunts

Nominated by Lord Benny.

Gay people in mens jobs and the trouble that hamburgers can cause in the workplace.

Posted on August 18, 2025 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

are cunts.

Sean McGhie is a Scottish removal man.
Hes fruity as fuck.

Anyway he fell out with his boss who wouldn’t buy him a hamburger and has successfully been awarded £5,500 in compensation.

His boss must be fuckin puddled.
Not only would i not employ a screeching arsebandit id not interview the little flamer.

Heavy manual labour.
His wrists will be weak.

Thats not me being homophobic.
I wouldn’t employ sooties, ramjams, carpetkissers, squints, japs, yanks, moose fuckers, cripples, midgets, speccy twats,
The list is endless.

No malice, but im running a business not fucking pride weekend.

But i would of bought him a burger im not tight like his boss.

Flame on!!!

dunfermlinepress

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt link by Unkle Terry.

Dead Pool [374]

Posted on August 17, 2025 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Harold who has won Dead Pool 373 correctly predicted the death of the acclaimed veteran actor Terence Stamp who died today aged 87.A Bafta Winning and Oscar nominated actor Stamp was best known for his role as General Zod in Superman as well as starring in classic films such as Billy Bud ,The Collector ,Far From the Maddening Crowd, Valkyrie and The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert.His death was announced by his family.

On to Dead Pool 374

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are reported based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

The ‘modern’ shopping experience

Posted on August 17, 2025 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

People with no spatial awareness who are completely oblivious to everything going on around them.

I go to the supermarché. 2 people are walking in front of me as I go through the entrance. They both just randomly stop right inside the entrance causing me to nearly go into the back of them. They stand there debating and deliberating over some trivial bullshit while blocking the barriers to get in.
Blood pressure starts to increase. “Excuse me!” I say. “Oh err sorry” they say. Walking down one of the aisles and a family walks down 4 a-side down the aisle. I stand my ground. Eventually they realise and one of them steps behind the others.

Down another aisle. I don’t know why people do this but a person ahead decides to turn their trolley sideways blocking the aisle and then does a u-turn.

Getting more annoyed now.

Further along and a group of people gathering what appears to be their entire family for a reunion down one of the aisles blocking it.

People with a scan as you shop gun, but forget to scan as they shop so go to the till anyway with a massive trolley full of stuff.

People who only have their phone or watch to pay with like their Dick Tracy or something.

People who stop at the top an escalator also piss me off.
How can you not know where you’re going. It takes ages to get to the top of the escalator. Plenty of time to decide. There’s only a couple of options sometimes. FFS.

I hate shopping. I’d have it delivered but I’m too tight to pay for it and they substitute weird shit with your order. Like when they don’t have the right dog food, so they send a chew toy instead. WTF?

The only link I could find is American I believe, I say, I believe naaaah boooy!!

rude shopping

Nominated by Harold.