Here’s one that didn’t make much of a splash in the press ( see what I did there?) until the idiots were intercepted and taken to Israel where, what a surprise, they were detained.

Apparently a senior Israeli official made some derogatory remarks about these “activists ” who were attempting to breach the Israeli blockade to deliver “a token amount of ” aid to Gaza yet again.

What did he say, I wonder? Was it no ham sandwich for you, perhaps?

How come its only in the news when an Israeli allegedly does something nasty, and not when a bunch of fucking idiots attempt something illegal and downright stupid?

Oh, I know! No Greta Doomgoblin aboard, therefore no news.

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Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Speech/quotation marks are an enduring cunt representing the bottomless pit of declining journalism.

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Above link as an example, even the last bastion (chuckle) of the English language, the BBC is at it, low grade non journalists churning out probable AI powered stories absolutely full of speech marks.

Turning the blandest of non story into something supposedly newsworthy with the overuse of speech marks along the way, is it a mere reflection of the loss of English amongst English speakers or is it cunts thinking they are clever? I suspect both but leaning towards the former.

I also suspect saying “the former” would confuse em.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

are total cunts.

“Married At First Sight” is one of the latest excretions of reality TV ordure to befoul our sensibilities, the premise of which is a man and a woman who have never met before encounter each other for the first time at the altar and immediately get married. Let’s not even get in to the sheer moronic idiocy of the concept, but let’s address the motives of the participants submitting themselves to this spectacle; in particular the women.

These smooching, botoxed, social media socialites are doing this for one reason; fame. They fantasise about having their faces plastered across millions of tv screens, the foundation for launching a multi-million pound social media career as “an influencer”.

But they don’t evaluate the risks of the method by which they plan to achieve this end. What is “MAFS” really about? It’s
not some gaslighting bullshit about love and romance is it. It’s about shagging. The men aren’t participating because they’ve got some fluffy notion they’re going to meet their soulmate and life partner. They fancy boning one of the inevitably trim pert pretty young fillies that the casting director will have chosen to glamourise this circus.

And so it is revealed that several of the female contestants are now claiming they were raped. When reading their accounts, we learn that on meeting a strange man for the first time they get hitched to him and immediately jump in the sack; a forced actualisation of the tradition of consummation. Now it turns out that sometimes hubby decides he’s giving her one whether she likes it or not, because, surprise surprise, that’s what he came here for. And yet the ladies are surprised to learn that the men who’ve volunteered for this sham are sexual predators.

I am the father of a daughter and do not endorse women being sexually assaulted nor excuse the actions of the men in this case. But I have to ask the question; how far were these silly tarts willing to go in order to be famous, and have they considered the alternative path of attaining status and distinction through the old fashioned method of hard work and achievement?

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Nominated by Balsamic Dave.

is a cunt.

“He’s dead but he won’t lie down”

Yet again the over-made-up Queen of New Labour, Anthony Charles Linton Blair (a court favourite, back in the mid 70s) has tried poking his brown nose into politics, this time suggesting that pensioners should not be protected by the triple lock. The leader of the Nancy Blair Foundation (which STILL sounds like a corset), has forgotten that we are not all millionaires who number corrupt businessmen amongst their friends:

When will this arsehole, now out of office for nearly 20 years shut the fuck up. We don’t care about his limp wristed “advice”, which he probably thought up , biting the pillow when Mandy was fucking the life out of him. Every now and then he comes out with something that he hopes the Kweer puppet will enact (like ID cards form instance). One good thing if Dirty Ange DOES replace the PeaDoughs Friend, she will tell him in very colourful language where he can stick his advice in future. Which is the same place most of us would suggest

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

is a cunt.

This 19 year old from Ashford, Kent has a job and produces coaching videos on-line ( of course ) but would like a job that gives back to the community. Very commendable.

She has ambitions to become a frontline officer with Kent Police. Just one small thing though, she was born missing her lower right arm and as a result is licenced to drive automatic vehicles only.

Kent Police require their officers to hold a full licence. As they say, quite reasonably
” All officers responding to urgent calls may need to use a manual petrol car if that’s the only one available.”

I certainly wouldn’t like to think that I’d had to wait for a suitable driver to be found in an emergency situation. Quite apart from the licence issue, how useful do we think Keira would be dealing with a violent street brawl?

Try the Social Services love, or the Sally Army.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.