Maiwand Banashee


Maiwand Banashee is a cunt.

Yet another terrorist who exploited the hopelessly idiotic “asylum system” to live in Britain despite being a member of the fucking Taliban and a prospective suicide bomber.

Please avail yourself of this wonderfully uplifting sob story courtesy,as ever,of Our BBC..

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The mind boggles quite frankly.

The naivety and mindless form filling bureaucracy that allows such trash into our country is totally beyond redemption.

What a mud hut of vile cunts.

Oven.

Nominated by: Unkle Terry

Lenny Henry [12]


Lenny Henry isn’t funny, he isn’t a comedian, but he is a great big Cunt.

This man for whom Dawn French plays the part of person-of-colour [edit PT Admin] socket has jumped on the reparations bandwagon demanding that Great Britain pays reparations to the black population of this country.

He claims that [blacks] “personally deserve money for the effects of slavery”. I’d say that he and the BBC should pay the Anglo-Saxon natives of this country for having to endure his drivel masquerading as comedy. His impersonations of the magnificent David Bellamy were worse than being entombed in Katie Price’s fanny.

I’d say that the biggest mistake in history was the failure of the local lions to eat his ancestors.

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Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Seconded by: Ron Knee

Someone will no doubt correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that Sir Lenworth of Henry was once charged with impersonating a comedian for financial gain, although the case never came to court. Well he’s always been as funny as a kidney stone, and he’s certainly not about to start getting any laughs now if his latest efforts are anything to go by.

Apparently the lad sees all the inequities and injustices which he perceives to have been heaped upon black people as ‘all being down to the transatlantic slave trade’. Consequently, he wants Britain to pay out a breath-taking £18 trillion in reparations to black people, ‘because we deserve it’.

Erm, no you don’t. The notion that cases full of money should be handed over by people who’ve never owned slaves to people who’ve never been slaves is simply ludicrous. On that basis, almost anybody anywhere could claim that they were due reparations because their forefathers were once held in bondage by somebody or other. Come on you Greeks and Italians and Moors and sub-Saharan Africans,
pony up and get the gravy train rolling.

Stop it already with the ridiculous assertions you twat. It’s as if you’re actually courting controversy for the publicity, like as though you’ve got a book to sell or something…

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And a third by: Lord_of_the_Rings

Ron, just for my own edification, and those mathematically challenged amongst our ranks, I would just like to clarify the level of reparations that Loony Lenny is calling for :-

£18,000,000,000,000 (18 Trillion or 18 Thousand Billion) Pounds

That is just 0.4 Trillion shy of the combined GDP of UK, Germany, France, Italy and Japan (18.4 Trillion) – and a touch under Chinas 19.2 Trillion GDP.

Maybe Lenny can stick to being as funny as face Cancer and smelling of wee

With a final forth by: Paul Maskinback

My endorsement of Hard Brexit’s wonderful cunting of that simpering, thick as a castle-wall, irritating Brummie person-of-colour [edit PT Admin].

Firstly, where does this clueless, talentless, tinted cunt thinks £18 trillion is going to come from, given out free with buckets of KFC?

£18 trillion is a phenomenal amount of money and even if the government could raise it (which they probably couldn’t), hasn’t he given any thought that it will leave no money to run and maintain the UK, which would then turn into a lawless, wrecked, festering shithole? Perhaps that is his plan – make his fellow bunnies rich whilst they bask in reflection of the Congo-esque mess that they have made of this country.

And what about his ex, poor dawn-babes. She won’t have a spare couple of pound in her pockets to console herself with a bar or two of chocolate.

Fuck off Lenny, you bleck cunt and stick to bringing down ceilings in Premier Inn hotel rooms when you land your fat carcass on the bed in the room above.

Ignorant groid.

The Walker Art Gallery in Liverpool


‘Hello sailor!’

‘Oooooooo…get ‘er!’

There’s a long and honourable tradition of claiming that historical figures belong to some fashionable minority. Cleopatra was black, Florence Nightingdale was a tuppence licker, Hitler only had one ball… you know the sort of thing I mean.

Now there’s the case of Admiral Lord Nelson, who was mortally wounded as the Royal Navy blew the arses off the French and Spanish fleets at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805. As Nelson lay dying aboard HMS Victory, he is reputed to have said to his said to his friend Captain Thomas Hardy ‘kiss me Hardy’.

Based on this, the Walker Art Gallery in Liverpool has branded our boy Horatio as ‘queer’, and has placed two paintings of his death in an exhibition entitled ‘On the History of LGBTQ and Love’. Apparently the museum’s curators have stated that ‘historians have long speculated about the exact nature of the relationship’ between Nelson and Hardy, and that their friendship and bond could represent ‘the sometimes hidden queer history of life at sea’. Sounds as though life at sea could have had its, shall we say, gay side back in those days; all ‘rum, bum and concertina’, as George Melly put it in his autobiography.

Now as we know, Nelson was married to Frances Nelson, but was also getting plenty on the side from Lady Emma Hamilton, who bore the saucy sailor a child. Nevertheless, those vital three words reputedly spoken by Nelson as his life ebbed away must surely be taken as conclusive evidence that he did, in fact, secretly bat for the other side.

I don’t know about anybody else, but I for one think that we owe a tremendous debt of gratitude to the Walker Gallery for bringing a new and fascinating insight into the life of one of our greatest national figures.

Who and what next I wonder? ‘Margaret Thatcher was a man!’ claims controversial historian…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15168477/Lord-Nelson-gay-leading-gallery-says-years-speculation-hero-admirals-words.html

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Dead Pool [376]

Congratulations to The Cunt with No name who has gone and won Deadpool 375 by picking the veteran Us actress June Lockhart who has died aged 100.Lockhart had a career spanning nearly 90 years and was best known for her roles in Lassie and Lost in Space.She was a two time Emmy award winner and also a Tony Award winner.She also played Belinda Cratchitt in the 1938 A Christmas Carol and was also in Meet me at St Louis.She is survived by her 2 children.

On to Dead Pool 376

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the Worlds Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Maidstone Borough Council


Maidstone Borough Council is made up of an unholy coalition of the ‘Green and Independence Alliance’ and the Limp Dumbs, all led by councillor Stuart Jeffrey. There must be no potholes to fix in the Maidstone area or litter and fly tipping to be cleaned up and no headaches over funding for social care, transport and housing.

I say this because Stu and the gang do have time to write to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood demanding legislation is introduced to grant a general pardon for women executed under the Witchcraft Act including seven in Kent in 1652.

The women killed “remain victims of a huge injustice rooted in misogyny” said Jeffrey “and were persecuted due to their social status, gender, and perceived non-conformity”. Well it was the 17th century you fucking twat. They are taking admittedly backwards beliefs and viewing them though the lens of the 21st century. People also believed the Earth was flat and took mercury and hemlock to treat ills and people used to say “bless you” after sneezing believing it stopped the Devil entering your body through your mouth. Do you want to dig up the old bones of Witchfinder General Matthew Hopkins and stick him on trial too?

Finally the Home Secretary should have better things to do like stopping the never ending tide of Third World criminals and spongers invading us in their thousands every week. How about worrying about the women and girls at risk today and not ones from hundreds of years ago?

Maidstone Borough Council need a go on the ducking stool themselves.

A pox upon them all!

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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator