Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe

 

Failed spy Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is finding freedom `difficult`.

What is it with some people who don`t realise when to just shut the fuck up and be very, very grateful for what they`ve actually got?

Solution? Easy: Fuck off back to the shit-hole you came from.

Oh, and get a job you can do, as you`re a useless fucking asset to MI6.

bbcnews

Nominated by Sam Beau.

Average speed cameras

 
These cash cows are a pain in my arse, my daily commute takes me through a section of these yellow perils.

Installed when road and junction improvements were happening, and set at the marvellous speed of 50mph.
On a road that is 70mph everywhere else..

Now my gripe isn’t with the cameras, it’s with the low IQ simpletons that seem to have no concept of what average speed means..

Every morning and night it’s the same scenario.. slow for the camera, then speed up, till said moron spots second camera then slams on brakes..
Repeat and rinse 3 more times..

Then you have the idiots that can’t keep a constant speed, I take it most of them have some sort of leg muscle wasting disease?

Maybe someone should invent cruise control…
Anyway personal rant over..

carwow

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

The Welsh Government

 
are retarded cunts. Check out this stupid shit in the link.

They call it phaze 1 of trying to fuck up Cardiff, but I think they are really on phaze 8 or 9 already, because Cardiff and Wales is FUBAR, fucked up beyond all recognition.
These stupid fuckers are slowly but surely fucking up hundreds of businesses due to road organisation that looks like it’s been organised by a 4 year old on a sugar rush, 20 mph speed limits further fucking up business, tourism, costs in general and actually raising emissions in the process, all the while fucking up its police, fire service, NHS with cost cuts and stupid rules.

We have traded one useless, incompetent retards for another, except this latest cunt is known for accepting bribes as well as being a cunt.

Honestly what are these retards trying to achieve, they are already 4ated by all of Wales.
Then there’s this latest cluster fuck, they are going to spunk 5 mil up the wall creating 500 meters of cycle path around a park that is already used by cyclists anyway and has been for years, on top of that they are going to finish the already struggling business in the area after the last road design debarkle, roads closed for a year probably should just about finish everyone.
Well done you bunch of useless, incompetent bunch of cunts, good job, return Cardiff beck to the stone age….. Cunts

walesonline

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Cody Roberts

 
An inbred twelve toe moron who’s mother is probably his sister.

What has Cody Roberts done to incur the wrath of Odin you may ask?

Well, Cody Roberts found a young, injured wolf that had been separated from its pack.
Instead of doing the decent thing and calling wildlife, fish and game. Cody Roberts bravery chased the wolf down with his snowmobile and ran it over. Causing further injury and suffering to the poor animal.

Not satisfied with tormenting and further injuring an already terrified creature, Cody Roberts then took the wolf to his local inbred hick town bar, taped its mouth closed and had photos taken by the patrons. All of whom doubtless own pickup trucks which are inversely proportioned to the size of their penises and brains.

Not satisfied with being a gutless cowards, a moron and abuser of wildlife, Cody Roberts then took the yearling wolf ‘out back’, where it was subjected to a couple of hours of torture before being shot.

Cody Roberts very existence on this planet makes me feel physically sick, as does his treatment of a wounded and defenceless animal. Particularly one as majestic as a wolf.

His family of banjo picking freaks have all stood by him and insist that he has done nothing wrong.

They can all fuck off to the deepest level of hell too.

Cunts one and all.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Odin.

Fat Bottomed Girls of the UK

To quote Jane Austen, ‘it is a truth universally acknowledged that the country’s going to the fucking dogs’. She’s not wrong. On any index of anything, from health care to infrastructure to education, we’re way down the table.

But just when you think that things couldn’t possibly get any worse, they promptly do. Research has just been published showing which countries of the world have the women with the fattest arses;

Daily Mail

I’m ashamed, nay devastated, to see that the UK doesn’t even make the top fifteen.
Fucking hell, can we not be world leaders in ANYTHING these days other than level of national debt per capita and the import of fighting age males from everywhere under the sun?

Ladies of the UK, you have let the nation down. Hangs your heads in shame. Doomed ah tell ye, we’re all doomed.

Nominated by: Ron Knee