Now they boil my piss, when someone who does not do your job sticks their nose in with a “should have done better attitude”.
It pretty much applies to everything in life it would seem apart from the people who really need looking into, who incidentally seem to be the people orchestrating these enquiry’s.
this little Jem caught my eye.

Sounds terrible doesn’t it, the cousins will remember Vietnam and hidden arms catches where the villages would wave you past and go get their stuff.
Same applies here, saves you getting shot in the back or them telling their mates that the boys are in town.
I wasn’t in that conflict, I was in one where logistics were a major issue, prisoner handling was not properly considered, they were expected to run away, but they didn’t.
So the problem came about with loose arms on the ground and the people who had been using them milling about.
What now? deplete the fighting force by leaving baby sitters behind? move on and hope they don’t change their mind and rearm? or the alternative.
That my friends is war, that is how it is conducted like it or not, and if you want to keep winning them that’s how you do it.
Afghanistan was by all a counts a fuck up where everyone looked at the other sides human rights in the mistaken belief that they would play nicely if we did.

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Nominated by Lord Benny.

is a cunt.

Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter.

I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the occasions he got close Paul grabbed on (usually around Joshua’s knees)
Finally Joshua landed a couple of good shots and that was it, in the sixth!

Paul must have thought he was a contender after his match with a 58 year old Tyson, but he must have known a 25 year old Tyson would have had him on the deck seconds after the first bell.

Lucky to have got away with a broken jaw, the daft cunt.

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Nominated by Sick of it.

is a cunt.

Russia and the war in Ukraine

These comments are consistently removed by BBC Have Your Say. What do Russia want from Ukraine? It’s costing them billions for no reason. We can speculate that they want their minerals and grain but they let Ukraine secede because it was costing them too much to run. Now they want it back. Russia is a vast and wealthy country, why do they want Ukraine back? Putin is the twilight of his years. The twat.

To comprehensively win this war Ukraine should make every effort to kill Putin and his friends. In war, why is it offensive to say kill generals and propagandists. Better that than these cowards killing civilians. Start with Margarita Simonyan, Vladimir Solovyov and Vladislav Surkov. Leave Putin the last man standing. This cunt has used chemical weapons on British soil in Salisbury. He can’t be trusted. The best chance they had for peace was when Yevgeny Prigozhin marched on Moscow but we all know what happened to him. I read that private jets were flying out of Russia in the days when that was happening.

They should sink oligarch’s yachts moored overseas. Putin would last a week and he’d be “replaced” but we probably want pro-western leadership in Russia.

Nominated by Anton Pillar.

is a cunt.

Well gwapple me gwapenuts, it’s everyone’s favourite race grifter. Sir Lenward is returning to Stand Up in 1 hour 50 minutes of side-splitting hilarity.. A ‘comedian’ who built his career on the basis of one funny joke he told on a kids TV programme in 1978, and now Professor of Racial Grievance Studies at Dudley College of Bricklaying.

Self-hating, bourgeois, lefty simpletons suffering post-colonial guilt will be queuing up to be white shamed. Featuring Lenward’s brilliant impersonations of David Bellamy, Frank Spencer and Trevor McDonald, and not forgetting his hilarious joke about us owing 18 trillion in reparations. Omg, the people in the audience will be suffering paroxysms of mirth. Yes, both of them.

On the other hand, perhaps everyone could just save up to £49.50 and give the chippy racist cunt a miss.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

One of the main reasons this country is in such a parlous state is because of how lazy people are.

I don’t just mean the benefits-scrounging wasters who are happy to contribute fuck all and never work. Gimme, gimme, gimme and take, take, take. In addition to all the home grown scum who are this way inclined, we now have millions of foreigners joining in as our international welfare state acts as a magnet to the world’s inbred, low-IQ garbage. The mincing filth who oversee this monstrosity weaken our people and civilization by doing so.

But what about everybody else?

Like all the people getting their cars washed for them by eurogyppos. “It only costs £6 and it’s good that they come here to work!” No it doesn’t and no it isn’t, you stupid fuck. Do you honestly believe that having two or three people washing four cars an hour, for that amount of money, is a viable business? After the wages, national insurance, taxes, rent, utilities, equipment? What is really happening is that the workers are being paid well below the minimum wage and claiming benefits to make up the difference. That car wash wasn’t six quid, it was more like sixty quid, subsidised by wider society. The only real winner is the person at the top of the business, who rakes it in. Why don’t people wash their own cars? It isn’t difficult and is good exercise. Or if you really are too precious and comfortably off to do it yourself, use a business that hires English people and pays proper wages and taxes?

Stop supporting fake businesses that rip off the tax payer, undermine British workers (especially the young people), and attract all this foreign muck to our shores in the first place, with all the wider problems this causes. Another one is all the so called “Turkish” barbershops, i.e. money laundering operations involved in criminal activities.

Of course, the mongoloid liberal morons who run this country have convinced themselves this is all good for the economy. That it somehow creates wealth. “Because GDP”, which even goes up when they pay benefits to people. In addition to their money printing, which puts resources into the wrong pockets, misallocates wealth into crap, zombie enterprises that should’ve gone bust long ago, and supports millions of absolutely useless untermensch on benefits and in fake jobs. And over time, corrupts the civilization thanks to so many ill effects. One of which is making thick, lazy twats think they are rich, deserve three brand new cars, not having to get their hands dirty, not even having to cook or, God forbid, collect their own junk food.

Which reminds me. I went into a McDonalds the other day for a snack whilst on a long car journey. The number of dodgy, masked foreigners showing up to collect food for people was unbelievable. I understand people liking fast food from time to time, I do myself on occasion. And if the business wants to offer me free delivery for the pizza I am buying from them, fine, I might take it, assuming they don’t take too long about it. But paying extra for a service where some dodgy creep brings your McDonalds on an ebike? Who the fuck wants to eat lukewarm food that has potentially been touched or breathed on by a stinking, dirty ape like that? How can there be so many companies that depend on illegal immigrant labour, who always seem to be masked up, no matter what time of year, and look like murderers? I can tell you why: lazy people and printed money.

Lazy fucking cunts encouraging it all. I won’t even visit “Indian” restaurants anymore. Many of them are paying the workers well below the minimum wage and avoiding taxes. Again, undermining the native workers and businesses, and scamming the system. Not to mention the number of times I have been violently ill after eating their disgusting slop. It’s all you ever hear from the liberal idiots. “Mass immigration good because: curry”, like that fat, cuckold bitch, Piers Morgan. We already have the recipes, most of the millions pouring in aren’t chefs, and the food is frankly shit. Fuck off!!

People have become far too comfortable, weak and indolent. Feckless bastards everywhere. We are long overdue a comeuppance handed down from the gods. A big economic smash to bring people back down to earth, restore common sense, and deprive our hateful, destructive elite and their Blob state of resources.

Merry Christmas.

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The Grauniad.

Nominated by : Norfolk Jugs