is to embark on cost of living tour through the UK and it’s a cunt.

Why?? And will he be giving out money?

What a posturing wanker the ‘king of the North’ has turned out to be. Add this to his (all unfunded) proclamations on costs and help and we seem to have a bigger tosser tham Kweer.
Estimates as high as 100 billion have been projected on his proposals to re-industrialise Britain and take utilities into public ownership.
Perhaps he will impose a tax on benefits? Say 20% rising to 90% for those with mental elf issues or letters – ADHD, OCD etc. Add those ‘on the spectrum’ as it were, and perhaps a money tree can be found.
Warra Scouse cunt.

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Nominated by Cuntsatble Cuntbubble.

With a second helping of rant provided by Unkle Terry:

Burnham’s and his struggle with prison capacity is a cunt.

“Andy Burnham says he’s “increasingly confident” that the early release of PC Andrew Harper’s killers can be stopped by plans to free up prison spaces

This includes looking at quicker deportation of foreign prisoners and using the female prison estate for male offenders, the PM says in a lengthy statement

Earlier, Harper’s mother, Debbie Adlam, told the BBC she was in “turmoil” following conflicting reports about whether two of her son’s killers would be released from prison early”..

In a more straightforward country,perhaps Britain of a century ago,such matters would be dealt with quickly and efficiently..

By making trash such as those who drag people behind their getaway vehicle dead,hanging a popular choice I imagine.

Other top tips might include making members of rapê gangs,terrorists etc dead as well.

There’s plenty of room in prisons,but it requires some tidying up by policies of iron,not soppy handwringing lawfare.

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“Three artworks by street artist Banksy have cost taxpayers almost £150,000 in cleaning operations and security so far, with the bill expected to rise.

The largest single cost relates to a mural painted on the Royal Courts of Justice in September 2025, where removal efforts and security have so far cost more than £85,000.

The Ministry of Justice (MoJ) says it has spent £50,000 trying to remove paint from the wall of the Grade II-listed building in Carey Street. A further £35,300 was spent on overtime and security costs.”

How about making the sobbing social justice warrior millionaire shithouse cunt foot the bill for his left wing twee spray can mess?

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Aerosol arsepiss Oven.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

Here’s a tiny window into a tiny example of the worldwide curse. A teacher, realising the little cunts in his class were submitting homework essays a whole level above their everyday shit standard of being, snuck a command in white text to their end of year exam questions – centred on the industrial revolution – the command being to mention Madagascar in a non-sequitur fashion somewhere in the essay/answers. If the kids did the work, there would be no mention but if they ran it through A.I., .. there would. The teacher said he expected up to ten of the little shits in his class of 35 to be caught out.

It was slightly more, it turned out.

32 of the lazy will-never-be-worth-a-fuck-at-anything little cunts : and not only were they lazy enough to have A.I. to do the work, but they never even glanced over what it spat out before handing it up .. thus the papers coming in with phrases such as

“Madagascar wore a toaster to a basketball game” & “Madagascar purple bicycle whispers to the ceiling”.

Skiving at school some bit was something we all did, of course .. but it’s on a different scale now.

‘I believe the children are the future’ sang Whitney Houston… ‘Teach them well and let them lead the way’ …. actually, on second thoughts maybe Whitney isn’t the best choice of role model to be drawing anything to aspire-to from …

Ahhh, fuck the lot of ’em.

Cunt away, folks …

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Nominated by Cuntemall.

are such cunts.

A lot of weighty noms recently and absolutely nothing wrong with that. On a lighter note modern motor cars are such cunts. I’m not talking EVs here. The downsides of those are legion and known universally now which is why they are unsaleable. But the junk that’s on proper cars which ranges from pointless and irritating to positively fucking dangerous beggars belief. Fucking systems which try to take over the steering and braking, hill start assist, ESP which comes in hard when you’re in a position my thirteen-tear-old grand-daughter could handle, do fuck off. I retired in 2020 but even before then I was accustomed to spending an hour in the handbook of a new company hack finding out how to disable all this shit. Annoyingly, some of it had to be switched off each time you started the car. And top of the heap, touch screens! Which moron with a sub-saharan IQ and no driving licence thought that one up? I even had a company car which had what was described by the manufacturer as a haptic pad. This was a pad by the handbrake on which you were expected to draw letters as you were driving! I confess I hadn’t the nerve ever to try it.

Then we come to the engine and transmission. The politicos brought in incentives to persuade people to switch to diesel engines. They realised later that diesels are inherently dirty. Rather than lose face and admit they fucked up they gave us those inventions of Satan himself, the diesel particulate filter and the dual mass flywheel. Short term fix and a longer term route to a repair bill which will have you in tears. Then they fitted DMFs to petrol engines. FFS why? The other device now almost universal is the turbocharger. That combined with direct injection which causes your inlet valves to coke up saves you small amounts of petrol. When you get the bill for fixing the damage caused you will wish you had never seen the fucking car.

I recently replaced my ’51reg Mondeo which I had run for fifteen years and which had finally succumbed to the tin worm, with an ’11 reg Focus. Do I feel like the poor relation or hard done by? What do you think?

top gear

Nominated by arfurbrain.

is a cunt.

At last some fucker has blown the whistle on effniks selected purely on colour. We see it in the police, on telly and throughout the public sector. Politics too – Lammy anyone? Diane Abbot?
This ‘professor’ who seemingly copied his thesis and fabricated his CV was appointed without proper checks. Well, he’s black innit.
Of course this is racist, trial by media and probably autistic. I think that’s a full house.
And the irony is that competent effniks are done a disservice by this virtue signalling bullshit.

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Nominated by Cuntable Cuntbubble.